“George Michael… let’s deal some drugs.” —Gob Bluth, Arrested Development

Hey kids, are you considering dealing some drugs? Just pop this handy playlist* into your music player of choice and Just Say No.** (Links go to low-quality Youtube videos.)

1. Queensryche, The Needle Lies
2. K’s Choice, Not an Addict
3. Nine Inch Nails, Ruiner
4. Megadeth, Use the Man
5. The Dandy Warhols, Not if You Were the Last Junkie on Earth
6. Alice in Chains, God Smack
7. Pearl Jam, Habit
8. Guns N’ Roses, Mr. Brownstone

Any additions to the list? Anyone else want to try a themed playlist? (Or counter this with a Go Do Drugs playlist?)

* playlist limited to songs that are in Byzantine’s music library. If you have a favorite anti-drug song that isn’t in this list, you should ask yourself why you listen to music that sucks so bad it’s not in Byzantine’s music library.

** not responsible for songs in the above list that are actually subversively suggesting that you should do drugs.