What’s with the new trend of theater hosts stopping the previews to brag about whatever new doodad of technology they are using to show the movie I’m trying to watch?!?

I was excited to visit a new theater tonight because I wouldn’t have to go through that again, but there it was. So and so comes out acting all smarmy and brags about all the hoo-hah they’ve been working on. wtf? If your new shit is so good I would be able to tell if you would shut your pie-hole and show the freakin’ movie already … if it is not good enough to notice, I don’t want to hear you bragging about it and you should really be ashamed of yourself.

Honestly … next time I’m bringing a sloppy tomato with me.