My fellow Americans: help me search the world over for my angel in black

So word has it that Hillary Clinton’s campaign theme song is “You and I” by Celine Dion. (Think VERY VERY carefully about whether you want to click that link. Just sayin’.) Angels and ministers of grace, preserve us.

This is unacceptable. Fellow Americans, I hereby vow that if I ever run for office, the official song of my presidential campaign will be “Eurotrash Girl,” as performed by Cracker:

Of course, I’ll use the 8-minute album version, not the 5-minute Youtube version that’s been dumbed down for the unwashed masses.

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Byzantine

By Byzantine
June 20th, 2007

Good choice of song, though “I searched the world over…” just reminds me of “I searched the world over and thought I’d found true love, you met another and *pthht* you were gone.” What does that say about me? That led me to my own pick for a campaign song for my upcoming bid for the presidency:

“Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me.”

The upbeat bluegrass melody will appeal to America’s roots, whereas the lyrics can be seen as a way of reaching out to America’s European critics.

Angry Teti on June 27th, 2007 at 3:34 pm

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