This is what happens when you catch LaKisha’s final performance on American Idol right before Lost (no, I don’t watch AI).

“Well, you can tell by the way that we can walk,
that I’m Benjamin.” “And I am Locke.”
“We had bad dads that we don’t mourn,
We’ve been kicked around since we were born.”

“But now it’s all right – it’s okay –
The Others all do what we say
We can try to understand the secrets of Craphole Island.”

Whether you’re a mother or whether you’re an Other
You’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Feel Smokey shakin’ and Sawyer’s heart breakin’
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin’ Alive

“We headed into the woods, you see.”
“I didn’t see Jacob, but he saw me.”
He spoke to Locke, Ben’s not amused.
What happened to Dharma? Ben, j’accuse.

But it’s all right – it’s okay –
I think Locke will live another day,
If I truly understand the apparent affection Jacob has for that man

Whether you’re a mother or whether you’re an Other
you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Why were the kids taken? Is Juliet still fakin’?
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
The more they answer questions, the more they have me guessin’,
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin’ Alive

Naomi’s phone is broken. Sayid, come fix it.
Sayid, come fix it, yeah.
Stayin’ Alive….

“Hey, I’m Juliet, and it’s no lie,
Ben sent me to the Losties’ camp to spy.
He has plans to take the moms,
but I don’t want to end up like Ethan Rom.

“But it’s all right – it’s okay –
Jack is on my side, hooray.
I keep trying to understand, how to get off this ^&*% island.”

“Whether you’re a mother or whether you’re an Other
you’re still stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Jack and I are scheming, no matter how it’s seeming
but we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin’ Alive.”

Rose is around here somewhere, she’s around here somewhere. She’s still on this show, I swear…
Stayin’ Alive…

If you want to sing along, here’s the Bee Gees original on YouTube.